1 - I Knew I Was in Love Again

She woke me up in the middle of the night,

Singing, “Doesn't really matter if you're black or if you're white",

There she was just a-walking in her sleep,

Singing, "Ooh-ah-diddy diddy-dum and diddy-dee”.

Please don't wake me, no don't shake me,

Leave me where I am, I am dreaming of Japan,

Hate me, hate me, I am far too popular,

Give me vegetables and soy.

I have just seen,

What we could have been,

Then I realised it was all a dream.

I knew was in love again,

When I saw your face,

Stray cats and flat ass,

Jump with me in fire!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,

God in!

Heaven and flat ass,

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

You and your big mouth,

Saying you're in love,

You don't love her,

You just have a hangover.

Go to the corner,

And think about what you’ve done,

Come back sober,

Time to get a combover.

So what do I gotta do,

To get it on with you?

Do I have to marry first?

Do you exist at all!?

What do I gotta say,

To have my way?

I could always tell the truth,

But I'd rather be a liar!

I have just seen,

What we could have been,

Then I realised it was all a dream.

I knew was in love again,

When I saw your face,

Stray cats and flat ass,

Jump with me in fire!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,

God in!

Heaven and flat ass,

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

4 - I Don’t Only Have Eyes for You

Baby,

I know you hate it when I call you that,

But I can’t help it baby, those are the facts,

You act just like a baby.

But lately,

You’ve been acting like a maniac,

Can’t count the times you gave my heart an attack,

I miss you acting like a baby.

You say,

“Gimme some time to make it better again?

One last chance to make it right?

Gimme some time to make it better again?

One last chance…”.

Well I don’t only have eyes for you,

I’m too cool to play the fool,

I have seen enough to know this much,

I must stay on the move.

I don’t only have eyes for you,

I’m too cool to play the fool,

I have seen enough to keep me up,

Howling at the moon…

Baby, put a pillow underneath my crazy head,

Put a hold on all the crazy things I said,

I’ll be sorry in the morning.

Can you just contain me, baby,

Put a starry roof above my eyes,

Promise me you will not say your last goodbyes,

I’ll be sorry in the morning.

Gimme some time to make it better again?

One last chance to make it right?

Gimme some time to make it better again?

One last chance…

Well I don’t only have eyes for you,

I’m too cool to play the fool,

I have seen enough to know this much,

I must stay on the move.

I don’t only have eyes for you,

I’m too cool to play the fool,

I have seen enough to keep me up,

Howling at the moon…

I just wanna dance is what he said,

And as he walked on to the dance floor,

She dropped down dead,

So, when the music drives you crazy, babe,

And you just wanna dance,

Go ahead and break a leg,

It may be your last chance, yeah…

2 - Rejection

It’s Autumn for your love,

Whilst mine is evergreen,

The puzzle of your heart,

Was all too much for me.

It started with a smile,

A playful little spark,

That spark it lit a fire,

You shun now from its heat.

Oh, rejection,

Rejection,

Ice cold rejection,

Rejection, just for fun,

Oh, rejection,

Rejection,

I gave you my heart,

You sold rejection.

The aftermath of love,

Trying to be friends,

I sleep now in the fire,

Fated to pretend.

Your sacred wooden heart,

Has never skipped a beat,

Is it better to have loved and lost,

When one loves beauty and the beast?

Oh, rejection,

Rejection,

Ice cold rejection,

Rejection, just for fun.

Oh, rejection,

Rejection.

I gave you my heart,

You gave rejection.

Left the house on a belt of ice,

Same old faces, same old dice,

Slipping, sliding, roll my hand,

The dice is gone, where’d it land?

Cast my gaze across the street,

There it is laying at your feet,

First came love, then came worry,

Then came nothing but ice...

Oh, rejection,

Rejection,

Ice cold rejection,

Rejection, just for fun,

Oh, rejection,

Rejection,

I gave you my heart,

You sold rejection.

Oh, rejection,

Rejection,

Ice cold rejection,

Rejection, hit and run,

Oh, rejection,

Rejection,

I gave you my heart,

You gave rejection.

5 - Cats In Space On Synthesizers

I met her @ the internet,

She said she played the clarinet,

She hadn’t played it for a while,

Cos now she likes to synthesize.

I met her @ the internet,

She said that she was into cats,

The feline, not the musical,

And then I knew that I was sold.

Flying into outerspace with Cheshire smiles upon our faces,

Letting every moving soundwave move us into beautifulness.

I met her @ the internet,

She offered me a cigarette,

I told that I didn’t smoke,

And she said, «Hey man, you’re so woke».

Flying into outer space with Cheshire smiles upon our faces,

Letting every moving soundwave move us into beautifulness.

Cats in space on synthesizers,

There’s one last chance for the human race,

And it’s purring inside us.

Cats in space on synthesizers,

There’s one last chance for the human race,

And it’s purring inside us!

I met her at the internet,

I thought that she was full of shit,

Suddenly I realized,

And we began to synchronize,

I met her @ the internet,

I know she is the... prophet,

You say I am a cyber bum,

Well she says I’m the chosen one.

Flying into outerspace with Cheshire smiles upon our faces,

Letting every moving soundwave move us into beautifulness.

Cats in space on synthesizers,

There’s one last chance for the human race,

And it’s purring inside us.

Cats in space on synthesizers,

There’s one last chance for the human race,

And it’s purring inside us!

Cats in in space on synthesizers,

Ah-ah-ah…

I met her at the internet,

I know she is the… prophet.

3 - Made in Taiwan

Time after time I’ve been deceived by you,

You don’t want me to stay,

But you say, “Stick around!”,

Then you call the cops.

I can make it better now,

No you can’t,

I used to make you sing like ah-ah-ah-ah,

Don’t think I will ever be back again.

I’ve got seven dollars in my pants,

I hope I don’t blow it all on the aeroplane,

I’ll be a rich man in Iraq and Iran,

And in Vietnam, and I’ll be made in Taiwan,

Made in Taiwan.

Think I’m gonna go to Korea today,

It is better than it is in Europe,

The streets are paved with gold and it’s honeymoon,

I’m gone now, gone forever.

I can make it better now,

That’s enough!

I used to make you sing like ah-ah-ah-ah,

Don’t think I will ever be back again,

I’ve got seven dollars in my pants,

I hope I don’t blow it all on the aeroplane,

I’ll be a rich man in Iraq and Iran,

And in Vietnam, and I’ll be made in Taiwan,

Made in Taiwan.

I’ve got seven dollars in my pants,

I hope I don’t blow it all on the aeroplane,

I’ll be a rich man in Iraq and Iran,

And in Vietnam, and I’ll be made in Taiwan,

Made in Taiwan.

Made in Taiwan, woh-oh-oh, oh-oh,

Made in Taiwan, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah…

I’ve got seven dollars in my pants,

I hope I don’t blow it all on the aeroplane,

I’ll be a rich man in Iraq and Iran,

And in Vietnam, and I’ll be made in Taiwan,

Made in Taiwan.

6 - Skinny White Pants

Three men went a-walkin’,

Down beside the lake,

Came across a body,

Half man, half snake,

It didn’t take long,

For one of them,

To recognize his face,

They’d found beelzebub,

Lyin by the lake.

But he didn’t have his pants on,

No the devil didn’t have his skinny white pants on,

But he didn’t have his pants on,

No the devil didn’t have his skinny white pants on,

So where the devil have his pants gone?

Well the devil only knows who’s got them on…

But he didn’t have his pants on,

No the devil didn’t have his skinny white pants on!

Three men got to talkin,

Down beside the lake,

One took his diamonds,

And one took his shades,

It didn’t take long,

For the other one,

To join in on the fun,

They left beelzebub,

Naked by the lake.

But he didn’t have his pants on,

No the devil didn’t have his skinny white pants on,

But he didn’t have his pants on,

No the devil didn’t have his skinny white pants on,

So where the devil have his pants gone?

Well the devil only knows who’s got them on…

But he didn’t have his pants on,

No the devil didn’t have his skinny white pants on!

High five the homeless guy,

Wasn’t really sure if he was dead or alive,

But I high-fived the homeless guy,

As he drifted out to sea,

High-five the refugee,

Thank god that it isn’t me,

High-five the refugee,

As he drifted out to sea,

High-five the single mom,

Should’ve kept them white pants on,

High-five the single mom,

As she drifted out to sea,

High five my family tree,

This can’t be happening to me,

But I high five my family tree,

As they drift on out sea.

But he didn’t have his pants on,

No the devil didn’t have his skinny white pants on,

But he didn’t have his pants on,

No the devil didn’t have his skinny white pants on,

So where the devil have his pants gone?

Well the devil only knows who’s got them on…

But he didn’t have his pants on,

No the devil didn’t have his skinny white pants on

8 - 7/11

I was going crazy.

Thinking about all the things I should have done,

I'm kinda lazy.

I haven't seen my bedroom floor for months,

It's kinda hazy.

All I remember was trying to get drunk,

Then I got hungry.

I went to the 7/11 to get some.

And I met my wife at the 7/11,

at the 7/11's where I met my wife,

I met my wife last Saturday night at a half-past five,

she was very nice,

And I asked her to buy me a Cola Light and we grabbed a bite,

And I threw up a bit, but it didn't matter,

she was very nice and we kissed...

We flew to Vegas.

Tied the knot and ball and chain,

And now she calls me "Baby".

All my crazy days are dead and gone,

And she feeds me gravy,

but homemade gravy ain't my kind of fun,

And she wants a baby,

but babies are hungry and cry and shit.

And so I left my wife at the 7/11,

at the 7/11's where I left my wife,

I left my wife last Saturday night at a half-past five,

it was such a relief,

And I asked her to spot me a piece of pie and she grabbed my hand,

And she squeezed it a bit,

but I managed to escape when she closed her eyes to kiss...

I met my wife at the 7/11,

at the 7/11's where I met my wife,

I met my wife last Saturday night at a half-past five,

she was very nice,

And I asked her to buy me a Cola Light

and we grabbed a bite,

And I threw up a bit, but it didn't matter,

she was very nice and we kissed...

And so I left my wife at the 7/11,

at the 7/11's where I left my wife,

I left my wife last Saturday night at a half-past five,

it was such a relief,

And I asked her to spot me a piece of pie

and she grabbed my hand,

And she squeezed it a bit,

but I managed to escape when she closed her eyes to kiss...

10 - Aphrodite

Too hot, too cold,

Goldilocks will never grow old,

Too salt, too sweet,

Clinging on to an empty seat.

Your hands, my heart,

Next in line to be torn apart,

Venus in furs,

Rid me of this curse.

Too strong, too weak,

Gimme someone that’ll deviate me,

If I comply,

Don’t ask cos I don’t know why.

Your hands, my heart,

Next in line to be torn apart,

Venus in furs,

Rid me of this curse.

I’m lost in America,

I’m lost wherever I go,

I’m lost in America.

I’m lost in America,

I’m lost wherever I go,

I’m lost in America,

Carry me home, carry me home, oh…

You’re not here, you’re not there,

Can’t find you anywhere,

Time’s up, confess,

You were nothing but a magic trick,

Your hands, my heart,

Next in line to be torn apart,

Venus in furs, rid me of this curse.

I’m lost in America,

I’m lost wherever I go,

I’m lost in America,

Carry me home, carry me home,

I’m lost in America,

I’m lost wherever I go,

I’m lost in America,

Carry me home, carry me home, oh…

Aphrodite! Aphrodite! Aphrodite!

Come find me!

I’m lost in America,

I’m lost wherever I go,

I’m lost in America,

Carry me home, carry me home,

I’m lost in America,

I’m lost wherever I go,

I’m lost in America,

Carry me home, carry me home,

Carry me home, carry me home, oh…

Aphrodite! Aphrodite! Aphrodite!

Come find me!